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Exercise Stone
Walrus Brand
$35.00
Exercise Stone is the hand of Michelangelo applied to your body.
"Before Exercise Stone I was 5'6", 211lbs. Now I'm 6'2" and jacked!"
"My neck muscles are out of control and my butt looks great!"
"My wife decided not to divorce me after all! Thanks Exercise Stone!"
"People treat me like a piece of meat now. I like that."
"I quit my toll booth job. I'm a full-time nude model now!"
"I qualified for the Olympics!"
"I have the kind of vice-like bone-crushing handshake I've always dreamed of!"
"I'm like circus freak strong!"
"The rocks I found in my backyard were ineffective and the loose clump of cinder I salvaged from the dump was sharp and hard to use. Exercise Stone is the only rock-based fitness system I trust!"
"Everyone thinks I use steroids!"
"I went from women's size 12 to a toddler's husky!"
"I don't wear my shirt in the pool anymore."
"I carry it in my cargo pants, so I can work out whenever I want!"
