Walrus Brand


Show off your clam/tomato beverage passion.

50% Cotton
50% Polyester
Machine wash cold

Customer Reviews

"This shirt is so charming and fun. Little kids come up to me all the time and ask about it. Hm, now that I think about it, if this shirt gets me put on some list, I swear to gawd."
- Jerr Dawg, Bumblefudge, WA
"This shirt is SO soft and supple. My nipple bleeding has never been more under control. The (very minor) streaking I do get comes out nicely in the wash."
- Dr. Drake R., Jamburg, WY
"Three very enthusiastic thumbs up. Yes, three. Don't ask. It's a long story."
- Sandy P., Frog Pile, AL
"I wear this shirt to the bar every morning."
Imogen E., Colonial Williamsburg, VA 
Warning - This is NOT a real walrus holding a cocktail on the shirt. I received it today, and it is clearly a cartoon walrus.
- Ben Kovey, Austin

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